There was a technician named Bill
Who sucked up a flammable spill.
The static excited,
The vapor ignited,
and Bill is now in the hill.
My friends Kathryn and Mike used to leave "Deep Thoughts" on our message board at our house when they came to visit. So my dad made up a limerick about deep thoughts.
There was a man of deep thought.
The cells of his brain he wrought.
So deep did he think,
His brain did shrink,
So what he thought he forgot.
And my dad has passed on his love of limericks to me and my siblings. One year when most of us were home for Christmas, we came up with a new message for our parent's answering machine.
The Thornleys can't come to the phone.
Perhaps they're not at home.
They wish to receive,
The message you leave,
So start speaking right after the tone.
The other day I decided to try my hand at writing a limerick, and this is what I came up with.
There once was a town in A-Z,
Where living was quaint and easy.
Ken is almost through school,
Sharon has a job - and that's cool,
And now they're expecting a baby*.
*Editor's note - The baby is due Mar. 2